Cienna Jade
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Born in the wastelands of Southeast Idaho, Cienna Jade and her family fled the cultural desert of too many buffets and dentist offices when she was just eight or nine or six or something like that—who really remembers their childhood clearly, anyway? She has since grown up in Eugene, Oregon surrounded by the great diversity only a predominantly white liberal Mecca can offer.
Cienna has impressively dropped out of college five times but still acquired the ability to write extensive bibliographies for her comedy sets, a skill that cost her a mere $50,000 in lifetime debt to obtain. So worth it. She manages Eugene’s Best Medicine, which produces comedy showcases for local charities and just released her first album, “Pillows Though.” She has an exquisite bathrobe and sufficient baby. Go ahead and be jealous. In addition to her heady sarcasm and sardonic jokes, Cienna also writes, paints, and memes things on the regular.
